lost while thinking

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

(via twentydollarz)

esexist:

guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me

(via twentydollarz)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

just put the sunglasses emoji on my tombstone. thats how i want to be remembered

(via oxfordhannahhunt)

bigbigtruck:

“But women don’t like to look at porn, they only like to read written ero—”

[Softly places a finger to your lips]
[Crouches down and gives you a hug]
[Hands you a Chips Ahoy, ruffles your hair, gives you a pat and sends you back to the playground]

(via ohrickon)

comicsansa:

Sansa Stark is a child and doesn’t owe Tyrion Lannister anything.

• Not her attention.
• Not her virginity.
• Not her love.
• Not her anything.

And if you disagree with any of the above, think about the fact that you are supportive of an abused young girl being forced to marry a man much older than her and consummate said marriage (which is rape) under the threat of even more abuse and rape. So congrats on that, asshole.

(via ohrickon)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via twentydollarz)

dancinghellcat:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born
• soul

you know, anything you want